If I could have any superpower, I would have the superpower that allowed making anyone laugh at any given time. I know, I know, at first this seems like a useless superpower. Who cares if you can make people laugh if you can fly or read minds, but I am telling you the laugh-maker superpower is the best one out there. Just imagine meeting up with an evil villain. No need to break out those karate skills you learned when you were 8, you can just tell a joke. Then while his overwhelming, evil laugh makes him bend over and clutch his stomach, you can save the day.
Another thing you can do with the laugh-maker superpower is to make a lot of money by writing a tv show that's funny or writing a funny book. You could even be the world's greatest stand-up comedian. Everyone will think you're funny and by extension they will think your writing and/or performances are hilarious too. You could write the next Southpark, or The Office and it would run forever because you'll never stop being gut-wrenchingly hilarious.
Can you see now why I would choose the superpower of making anyone laugh whenever I wanted?
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